Duke Cannon Mall Santa's Cough Syrup Soap

Duke Cannon isn't a big fan of wearing costumes, but he'll make an exception around the holidays. Like in December of '03 when Kris Kringle's local stand-in stumbled up to the mall with his beard askew and a case of the brown bottle flu. Duke Cannon booted that cotton-headed ninny muggins from his throne of lies, and proceeded to don St. Nick's uniform himself, saving a cherished holiday tradition and countless youngsters from a sleigh-load of childhood trauma.

Inspired by this incident, Mall Santa's Cough Syrup Soap smells like The North Pole and peppermints, not beef and cheese.

Smells like The North Pole and peppermints

At 10 oz., our large soap is 3x the size of dainty seasonal soaps

Made in the USA by humans, not elves

A portion of proceeds benefits veterans and active duty military